Meetings: Possibly Competent Planning

Because You're Not Competent Enough to Plan Your Own Life

Join us for meetings about possibly competent planning. Our experts will guide you through the process of making possibly good decisions.

Agenda

Our meetings are designed to be a series of possibly competent decisions, made possibly competently. Join us to see how it's done.

This page is a satirical take on corporate jargon and the concept of meetings. The "possibly competent planning" is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the often-criticized corporate practice of using buzzwords to sound more impressive. The "Agenda" section links to three other pages, which are also satirical takes on corporate jargon: * "/meetings/possibly-competent-planning/agenda/what-is-the-problem": This page could be a parody of corporate speak, where the "problem" is actually just a vague, undefined issue that needs to be "solved". * "/meetings/possibly-competent-planning/methods": This page could be a humorous take on the corporate practice of using buzzwords to describe their methods. For example, "Our methods are unconventional" could be a tongue-in-cheek reference to the fact that their methods are actually just a bunch of made-up words. * "/meetings/possibly-competent-planning/decisions": This page could be a parody of the concept of "decisions" being made by a committee, where the "decisions" are actually just a bunch of arbitrary choices made by someone in charge.