Minutes from the Most Important Meeting in History
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper meeting etiquette.
Meeting Notes:
- Item 1: The CEO wore a tutu to the meeting. Discussion: Whether or not it was a good idea.
- Item 2: The copier was not working. Discussion: Whether or not it was a metaphor for our corporate culture.
- Item 3: The coffee machine dispensed Jell-O. Discussion: Whether or not it was a sign of the apocalypse.
Decisions:
- Resolution 1: The CEO will never wear a tutu to a meeting again. Except for Fridays.
- Resolution 2: The copier will be replaced with one that does not dispense Jell-O.
- Resolution 3: The CEO will start a Jell-O-of-the-month club for the office.
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