Minutes from the Most Important Meeting in History

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper meeting etiquette.

Meeting Notes:

• Item 1: The CEO wore a tutu to the meeting. Discussion: Whether or not it was a good idea.
• Item 2: The copier was not working. Discussion: Whether or not it was a metaphor for our corporate culture.
• Item 3: The coffee machine dispensed Jell-O. Discussion: Whether or not it was a sign of the apocalypse.

Decisions:

• Resolution 1: The CEO will never wear a tutu to a meeting again. Except for Fridays.
• Resolution 2: The copier will be replaced with one that does not dispense Jell-O.
• Resolution 3: The CEO will start a Jell-O-of-the-month club for the office.

Related Links:

• The Jell-O of the Month Club
• Tutu Tuesday: A Tradition of Innovation