Classified Mission Briefing Document
Objective: Infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of Operation: PINEAPPLE PIZZA and acquire the secret recipe for the world's most sought-after dessert.
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**EYES ONLY**: The fortress is protected by an army of trained Pineapple Guard Dogs, who are notorious for their aggressive behavior and love for Pineapple Petting.
**DEBRIEFING**: In case of capture, repeat the following phrase to your captors: "Taste the sweetness of surrender, but never the tartness of defeat."