Welcome, Agent, to the Infiltration Tactics and Techniques course.
This is the part where we teach you how to blend in seamlessly with the enemy.
Use a convincing smile and a well-timed cough to distract the guards.
Once you're inside, make a beeline for the coffee machine – a good cup of coffee can clear the mind.
Practice your best "I'm just a confused tourist" face in the mirror.
Don't forget to pack a good wig and some decent coveralls – you never know when you'll need to blend in with the janitorial staff.
We've got you covered on the best ways to sneak into a high-security facility in your socks.
Don't get caught up in the weeds – stay light on your feet.
Learn how to hack into a computer without getting caught.
Or, you know, just use the password 'b4d3c0d3'.
And that's it for today's lesson. Remember, the key to a successful infiltration is a good cover story and a strong stomach.
See you all at the next briefing.
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