8:00 AM - Breakfast Meeting (Don't be late, or you'll have to face the wrath of John)
9:00 AM - Project Pitch (Be prepared to be amazed, or not)
12:00 PM - Lunch Break (Free time!)
1:00 PM - Meeting with Karen prophets (Don't ask why, just show up)
Remember, if you don't like it, Complain to the Department of Redundancy.