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Bernard's Schedule for Wednesday Afternoon

Because who needs actual productivity?

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Wednesday Afternoon

2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "The Art of Doing Nothing"

Discuss the merits of procrastination with the team. Snack breaks encouraged.

3:30 PM - 4:30 PM: "Innovation Session (tm)"

Brainstorm wild ideas that will inevitably be shot down by management. Pizza will be served.

4:45 PM - 5:45 PM: "Status Report: Because We're Not Actually Doing Anything"

Bernard will read from a piece of paper, pretending to be productive. Coffee will be served.

6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: "Wrap Up and Go Home Early"

Because we're all clearly exhausted from all this productivity.