Ellen's Rules for Meetings That Never End

Rule 1: All meetings start on time. If you're late, you're fired.

• Subrule 1.1: Exceptions: None.
• Rule 2: No laptops in meetings.
• Rule 3: Don't talk about the weather.
• Rule 4: Don't make fun of people who wear pants.
• Rule 5: The coffee machine is always off-limits.

Remember, meetings are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.

Or, as I always say: "Meetings: the only time you can get away with talking about nothing."