Bureaucratic Red Tape Thursday

Welcome, esteemed citizen, to the hallowed halls of Bureaucratic Red Tape Thursday, where the art of procrastination is elevated to a high art form!

Here are some frequently asked questions:

• What is Bureaucratic Red Tape Thursday, and why should I care?
• Do I need to wear a suit and tie to participate?
• How do I get out of here if I have a meeting with a real emergency?

And, of course, the pièce de résistance: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Saga: Episode 1, a thrilling tale of intrigue and tedium.

Don't forget to bring your lunch, because we'll be here for a while!