Welcome, esteemed citizen, to the hallowed halls of Bureaucratic Red Tape Thursday, where the art of procrastination is elevated to a high art form!
Here are some frequently asked questions:
And, of course, the pièce de résistance: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Saga: Episode 1, a thrilling tale of intrigue and tedium.
Don't forget to bring your lunch, because we'll be here for a while!