Meetings: The Unpaid Work of the Damned

Hey, I had a meeting today, and I just wanted to share my thoughts with you. I mean, who needs actual work, am I right?

Here's what happened:

Meeting 1: The "I'm Not A Morning Person"

John showed up late, again. I mean, seriously, is he even trying?

Meeting 2: The "I'm Not Actually Here To Work"

Jane's (not me) was on her phone the entire time. I mean, who needs actual human interaction, am I right?

And that's not even counting the "I'm Not A Morning Person" meeting, where John was more asleep than awake.