Meeting with Jane on Friday, 11:00 PM: The Night of Nights
Presented by: Jane, The Unyielding Oracle of Innovation
Objective: To boldly go where no one has gone before... to the depths of the office fridge for leftover pizza
Agenda:
- 6:00 PM - 11:00 PM: Eat pizza, discuss the meaning of life, and plot world domination
- 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM: Debate the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping, with a focus on the sociological implications
- 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM: Call it a night, but not before sending one final, existential text message to the CEO
Location: The conference room, where the fluorescent lights will be on until they burn out, and so will our souls
See Notes from previous meetings
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