Jane's Procrastination Schedule

Today's Schedule:

9:00 AM: Wake up, yawn
9:30 AM: Check phone for notifications
10:00 AM: Scroll through memes for 3 hours
12:00 PM: Lunch break!
12:30 PM: Watch cat video on YouTube
2:00 PM: Procrastination session 1: "I'll just take a quick look at this one email... no, no, I'll just check the news real quick..."
4:00 PM: Procrastination session 2: "I'm just doing some 'important' research... on Wikipedia"
5:00 PM: Dinner time! Eat something, anything.
6:00 PM: Procrastination session 3: "I'll just check my phone one last time... just in case something's on fire"

Tomorrow's schedule not yet set in stone, but it's going to be a real challenge to beat today's record.