Because, let's be real, the real meeting starts after the break.
We will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of proper meeting etiquette.
Subtopics include: The art of passive-aggressive email replies, the science of proper meeting minutes, and a possible presentation on "The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email".
During which, we will rehash our discussion on the importance of lunch breaks, and wonder why the break room still has last week's leftover donuts.
We will explore the mysteries of the copier, and attempt to fix the one that seems to be possessed by a mischievous spirit.
Subtopics include: "The Copier Conundrum: A Case Study", "The Art of Paper Jam Extraction", and "The Dark Side of Toner Cartridges".