It's Friday, and I'm feeling trapped. The meeting that was supposed to be over by now is dragging on, and I'm stuck in the conference room with a bunch of suits and ties. My escape plan is in place, and it's a doozy.
First, I'll make a break for the supply closet. I've stashed a few energy bars there, and I know the janitor will be distracted by the copier jam at 4:05.
Next, I'll make a dash for the parking garage. My trusty steed, Bertha, is waiting for me there, and we can high-tail it out of here.
But don't just take my word for it! Here's the schedule:
- 4:00-4:05: Suits and ties will be busy jamming the copier.
- 4:05-4:10: Janitor will be distracted by the copier jam.
- 4:10-4:15: Bertha will be revved up and ready to go!
- 4:15: We'll make our escape!
Wish you were here! Or, you know, just click here to learn more about Bertha, my trusty escape steed.