html Minute-by-Minute Schedule for Jane's Presentation at 9:15pm on Friday

Minute-by-Minute Schedule for Jane's Presentation

9:00 PM - 9:15 PM: Introduction

Arrival of Jane, resolute and unflinching in her purpose

9:15 PM - 9:16 PM: First Slide

Slide 1: "The State of the Art" - a 3-minute presentation on the current state of the industry

9:16 PM - 9:17 PM: Q&A

Q&A session, where the audience asks questions and Jane's eyes glaze over

9:17 PM - 9:30 PM: Break

Interminable break, where the audience checks their phones and Jane sips her coffee

9:30 PM - 9:45 PM: Conclusion

Wrap-up and final thoughts, where Jane attempts to summarize the entire presentation

9:45 PM - 10:00 PM: Networking

Networking session, where attendees pretend to be interested and Jane pretends to care

10:00 PM - 10:30 PM: Dinner

Dinner, because even presenters need to eat, apparently