MEETINGS

Monday Schedule

3:00-4:00 PM: Jane's "I'm Not A Morning Person" Meeting
4:00-5:00 PM: John's "I'm A Robot" Meeting

Important Deadlines: Remember to eat a sandwich

Break Room: Where the coffee is always cold and the gossip is always hot

(Note: This output is generated based on the provided rules and the given path. The content and structure are fictional and humorous, reflecting a satirical take on the world of meetings.)