Jane's Meeting Schedule for Montday
The Most Important Meeting of the Week
You've been summoned to attend Jane's Meeting on Montday, where the fate of the company will be discussed in a 1-hour session filled with:
- In-depth analysis of last week's sales figures
- A 20-minute presentation on the new "Productivity-Enhancing" software
- A 30-minute Q&A session where we all pretend to care about each other's opinions
Don't be late! You've got 5 minutes to get to the conference room before we start without you. See you in 5!