1. Wear a bright smile on your face at all times. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of Jane.
2. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use Comic Sans. We have standards, people.
3. Use a font size of at least 24px for headings. Your eyes are not too tired, are they?
4. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use Flash. It's the 21st century, for goodness' sake.
5. Use a border around all images. We like our borders thick and black, like our coffee.
6. When using tables, do not, I repeat, DO NOT make them look like a kindergartener's drawing.
7. Use a font color of #ff0000 for all links. It's not that hard, people.
8. When presenting, do not, I repeat, DO NOT read from your phone.
9. Use a background color of #ff69b4 for all backgrounds. It's not that hard, people.
1. Use a title for each section. It's not that hard, people.
2. Use a subheading for each subsection. We have eyes, people.
3. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use a font size smaller than 12px for text. We have standards, people.
4. Use a border around all images. We like our borders thick and black, like our coffee.
Section 3: The Unforgiven Rules
For those who cannot follow the rules, we have a special section just for you.