Don't forget to stretch! You've got a long day of doing absolutely nothing ahead of you.
A crucial meeting with your favorite coffee cup, because let's be real, that's all you need to get the day started.
When in doubt, eat an entire pizza by yourself. It's science.
You've earned it. You've worked hard to not do anything productive all day.
When in doubt, order pizza again. It's the circle of life.
You did it. You survived another Sunday. Congratulations.