Meeting 1: The Importance of Proper Coffee Consumption
This meeting will cover the vital topic of coffee consumption and the benefits it has on productivity and happiness.
When: 9:00 AM
Where: The conference room, where the coffee machine is usually not broken
What to wear: Your best "I'm a functioning adult" face
Agenda:
- 9:00-9:30: Introduction to the wonders of coffee
- 9:30-10:30: The science behind caffeine
- 10:30-11:00: Q&A and group discussion
See you there!
Meeting 2: The Science of Doing the Bare Minimum
This meeting will delve into the fascinating world of doing just enough to get by.
When: 11:00 AM
Where: The "I'm not really sure, but it's somewhere" room
What to wear: Your comfiest "I'm a minimalist" attire
Agenda:
- 11:00-11:30: The art of setting unrealistic expectations
- 11:30-12:00: The thrill of undercommitting
- 12:00-12:30: Q&A and group discussion
Don't forget to bring your A-game (just kidding, it's optional)
Meeting 3: The Art of Procrastination
This meeting will cover the delicate balance between work and play.
When: 2:00 PM
Where: The conference room, where the couch is really comfy
What to wear: Your best "I'm not really here" face
Agenda:
- 2:00-3:00: The thrill of watching cat videos
- 3:00-4:00: The science behind daydreaming
- 4:00-4:30: Q&A and group discussion
See you there, or not!