Meetings with Marketing: "The pitch was a disaster, but I think we can salvage something from it."
Team Lunch: "I ate an entire pizza by myself, I'm not proud."
Code Review: "John's code was so bad, I'm surprised it didn't burn a hole in the screen."
"They're still not getting it, I'm starting to think they're allergic to facts."
Team Lunch: "I brought in my famous 'leftover lasagna' and it was a hit."
Code Review: "I'm starting to think the intern who wrote this code is a genius... or a sociopath."