Jim's Never-Ending PowerPoint

Wednesday, 330 PM - The Never-Ending Meeting

Presented by: Jim

Duration: Unknown

Agenda:

I. Introduction (10 minutes)

Jim will introduce himself, and we will all pretend to be interested.

II. Topic 1 (20 minutes)

Jim will talk about something, and we will all try to stay awake.

III. Topic 2 (30 minutes)

Jim will talk about something else, and we will all wonder if it's over yet.

IV. Conclusion (5 minutes)

Jim will summarize everything, and we will all pretend to remember.

V. Break (60 minutes)

We will all take a break, and Jim will wonder if it's really over yet.

Note: This meeting has been going on since 1982 and will continue until the heat death of the universe.

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Number of attendees: 12,345

Number of PowerPoint slides: 1,000,000+

Number of cups of coffee consumed: 10,000+

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