John has survived 100 meetings without requiring a 3 o'clock coffee refill. His secret? A combination of earplugs, a strong stomach, and a healthy disregard for social norms.
John once managed to sneak in 30 minutes late to a crucial meeting by claiming his cat was having a medical emergency. His cat, Mr. Whiskers, is still recovering from the trauma.
John once created a PowerPoint presentation that was 90% text and 10% actual content. His competitors were baffled by his approach, but his cat, Mr. Whiskers, loved the animations.
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