John's Action Plan: A Masterclass in Procrastination

Objective: Do Absolutely Nothing

Step 1: Check social media for 30 minutes.

Step 2: Watch cat videos.

Action Plan B: The Alternative Route (for when you get stuck)

Step 3: Take a three-hour coffee break.

Step 4: Pretend to be busy.

Evaluation and Progress Tracking: Because Someone Has to Know When You're Doing Nothing