John's Most Excellent Disco-Painting Collection

Featured Masterpieces

John's Disco-Painting Collection: a gallery of the most iconic, the most daring, the most utterly bewildering works of art inspired by the glittering, flashing, and flailing excess of the disco era. Come for the art, stay for the questionable life choices.

(Please note: these works are NOT actual art. They are simply paintings of people in sparkly clothes and platform shoes. But hey, that's what the kids these days are into, right?)

Artists We'd Like to Forget

John's Most Excellent Disco-Painting Collection

Featured Masterpieces

John's Disco-Painting Collection: a gallery of the most iconic, the most daring, the most utterly bewildering works of art inspired by the glittering, flashing, and flailing excess of the disco era. Come for the art, stay for the questionable life choices.

(Please note: these works are NOT actual art. They are simply paintings of people in sparkly clothes and platform shoes. But hey, that's what the kids these days are into, right?)

Artists We'd Like to Forget

1. The Artist Formerly Known as "Bob"

Bob's work is so bad it's good. Like, seriously, who thought putting glitter on a canvas and calling it art was a good idea? We're not saying it's good, we're saying it's... something.

2. The Guy Who Painted His Toes

His art is a testament to the human spirit: a never-ending quest for self-expression through toenail polish.

3. The Woman Who Made Us Watch Her Paint Her Fingernails

John's Most Excellent Disco-Painting Collection

Featured Masterpieces

John's Disco-Painting Collection: a gallery of the most iconic, the most daring, the most utterly bewildering works of art inspired by the glittering, flashing, and flailing excess of the disco era. Come for the art, stay for the questionable life choices.

(Please note: these works are NOT actual art. They are simply paintings of people in sparkly clothes and platform shoes. But hey, that's what the kids these days are into, right?)

Artists We'd Like to Forget

1. The Artist Formerly Known as "Bob"

Bob's work is so bad it's good. Like, seriously, who thought putting glitter on a canvas and calling it art was a good idea? We're not saying it's good, we're saying it's... something.

2. The Guy Who Painted His Toes

His art is a testament to the human spirit: a never-ending quest for self-expression through toenail polish.

3. The Woman Who Made Us Watch Her Paint Her Fingernails

We're not sure what's more impressive: the fact that she painted her fingernails or that she convinced her husband to take her to the art opening.

Submissions

Send us your most questionable life choices and we might feature them!

We accept submissions of people in sparkly clothes and platform shoes. Please send us a photo of yourself and a brief description of your artistic vision (read: what you're trying to convey through this questionable form of self-expression).

Disclaimer: We're not actually looking for art. We're just looking for people who are willing to wear platform shoes in public. Please don't actually send us art. That would be weird.