John, Esq. is a renowned presenter of the highest order. His presentations are a symphony of slides, a cavalcade of charts, and a bouquet of bullets.
Some of his award-winning presentations include:
- The "I'm-Not-Listening" presentation: A 30-slide behemoth of bullet points, guaranteed to put even the most attentive audience to sleep.
- The "I've-Read-My-Notes" presentation: A 45-slide extravaganza of charts, graphs, and flowcharts.
- The "I'm-Not-Bothered" presentation: A 60-slide marathon of PowerPoints, guaranteed to break the world record for most times the presenter says "next slide, please."