Welcome to the most prestigious, the most fantastic, the most utterly absurd award ceremony in the land. John's 2022 Award Showdown is a place where dreams come true, where heroes are crowned, and where mediocrity is... well, still mediocre.
We're proud to announce our esteemed panel of judges, handpicked from the finest minds in the land:
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... the nominees for our most coveted award: The Golden Toaster!
Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to tune in for our livestream of the ceremony, where you can see our winners receive their Golden Toasters and bask in the glory of mediocrity!