Basic Options for John's Presentations

This is where the magic happens. Sort of.

Option 1: The "I'm a Robot" Approach

Just stand there and look pretty. Maybe nod a few times.

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Option 2: The "I'm a Wild Card" Approach

Just make it up as you go along. It's not like anyone is paying attention.

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Option 3: The "I'm a Human" Approach

Actually try to be interesting. It's a real challenge, we know.

More human thoughts

Don't forget to breathe. And also don't forget to turn on the lights, we think.