Adjourned: The Apothesis
Prophet 2's Rationale
As the appointed adjournment time approached, Prophet 2 realized that the Cheese Apocalypse was not going to be a walk in the park. The conference room chairs were too comfy, the free snacks were too enticing, and the PowerPoint presentation was too... well, too much. Thus, the adjournment was called, and a collective "sigh of relief" echoed throughout the halls.
It's not that we didn't appreciate the 3-hour slide show on "Best Practices for Effective Meeting Management." It's just that, well, 3 hours is a long time. And the projector's bulb was burning bright, but not bright enough. You know, for a prophet.
Adjournment Highlights:
- Adjournment was called 5 minutes after scheduled adjournment time.
- Free snacks were still free.
- The conference room chairs were still comfy.
Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the "Art of Effective Adjournment." Don't worry, it'll be a short one.