MEETING MINUTES: John's Cheese Apocalypse

Presenter: John, Cheese ExpertMeeting Summary:

• John presented on the impending doom of global cheese supplies.
• Discussion ensued on possible solutions, including but not limited to:
  • Building a wall around France
  • Importing all cheese
  • Establishing a Cheese Ombudsman

Action Items:

• Establish a Cheese Emergency Response Team (CERT)
• Develop a plan for mass cheese rationing
• Assign a team of highly trained cheese negotiators

Adjournment: Continue to Adjourned Meeting