Decision 1: The Most Important Meeting of the Year

Presented by: John, The Great and Powerful

Today, we're going to decide the most important thing in the company: what color to paint the break room.

Decision 2: The Color Scheme of Destiny
Decision 3: The Snack Selection of the Gods

Discussion Leader: Bob, the guy who always talks

Recorder: Alice, the girl who never listens

Decision Time: 3:00 PM, sharp. Don't be late.

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