John's Unconventional Education

Meet John, the man who's been to more meetings than you've had hot meals. He's got a degree in Procrastination and a minor in Coffee Snobbery.

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John has a Master's degree in "Extreme Meeting Theory" from the University of Redundancy. His dissertation, "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing," was a groundbreaking work that redefined the field of inactivity. He's a certified expert in "The Art of Saying Nothing," and has given numerous lectures on "The Importance of Not Being There."