Step 1: Gather Ingredients
Grab 1 large tortilla, preferably from the depths of Mexico.
Choose your fillings wisely: beef, chicken, or perhaps a hint of existential dread?
Step 2: Assemble the Burrito-Bow-Tie
Fold the tortilla with the ferocity of a thousand suns.
Step 3: Present the Burrito-Bow-Tie
Show the world your masterpiece, but be prepared for criticism.
Step 4: Profit from the Burrito-Bow-Tie
Sell your masterpiece to the highest bidder, but beware of copyright infringement.