Meetings with John: Getting Lost in the Wilderness

Warning: this meeting has been going on for hours, but nobody's really sure what it's about.

Meeting Minutes
Agenda (or was it the other way around?)
Lost in the Jungles of Ideas
Take a Break (We're Not Really Doing Anything Important Here)

Disclaimer: this meeting has no actual agenda, no clear goals, and no defined outcome. It's just John talking.

Note: I've included a few options for the user to click on, each with a humorous and absurd twist, to keep the user engaged and entertained. The links are fictional, but they add to the whimsical nature of the site, making it more enjoyable to explore.