Meetings with John: A Study in the Absurdity of Corporate Culture

Presenters: John, Lord of the Pointless

Meeting Minutes for Meeting 1, Session 1: The Inception of Inefficiency

Summary: John spent 20 minutes introducing himself, 15 minutes explaining the concept of "synergy", and 10 minutes re-reading his own notes.

Decisions Made: 0

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same John.

Continue to Meeting 2, where John will regale us with tales of his "expertise"