Meetings with John: A Study in the Absurdity of Corporate Culture
Presenters: John, Lord of the Pointless
Summary: John spent 20 minutes introducing himself, 15 minutes explaining the concept of "synergy", and 10 minutes re-reading his own notes.
Decisions Made: 0
Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same John.
Continue to Meeting 2, where John will regale us with tales of his "expertise"