Memorable Quotes from Meetings with John

"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view!"

— Said during the "Tacos for Lunch" meeting, where John insisted we get guacamole with our tacos.

"I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'whenever the coffee is ready' person."

— Said during the "Project Deadline" meeting, where John was asked to arrive at 9am sharp.

"I'm not a people person, I'm a 'can of soda' person."

— Said during the "Team Building" meeting, where John tried to make small talk with his coworkers.