John's Next Meeting: A Descent into Madness

Today's meeting will be a thrilling adventure of PowerPoint presentations, awkward small talk, and existential dread.

Agenda:

• 9:00 - 9:30: "The Importance of Proper Meeting Etiquette" (Presented by Jane)
• 9:30 - 10:00: "The Art of Pretending to Listen" (Presented by Bob)
• 10:00 - 10:30: "The History of Meeting Room Chairs" (Presented by John)

Refreshments will be provided, but only if you're lucky.

Will you survive the meeting, or will it consume you whole? There's only one way to find out.