Meet John, the world-renowned Overcaffeinator. His day starts at 4am, where he sips on espresso like it's going out of style. As the sun rises over the city, John's productivity knows no bounds. He codes, he writes, he binge-drinks coffee. The world's most epic over-caffeination sessions have been witnessed by his coworkers, who have learned to just roll with it.
John's current stats:
- Coffee consumed: 12 gallons
- Code written: 10,000 lines
- Caffeine highs: 17