Meetings with John: Everything and the Kitchen Sink

Warning: This meeting will be so complex, you'll need a PhD in Complexity Theory just to understand the agenda.

Disclaimer

Side effects of attending this meeting may include:

  • Loss of will to live
  • Doubt about the point of the meeting
  • Temporary or permanent loss of hair (from pulling it out in frustration)
  • Increased risk of carpal tunnel syndrome from excessive clicking on the "back" button