Presenters are gathered around a large table, all wearing worried expressions as John's robot, a behemoth of malfunctioning parts and wires, takes center stage.
It starts with a simple task: 'Turn left'. The robot hesitates. The audience holds their breaths as it attempts 'Turn left' again. And again. And again.
A presenter raises their hand, "Um, John, perhaps we should review the 'Turn Left' protocol?"
John, the robot's creator, nods vigorously, "Yes, yes! I'm sure it's just a minor glitch. I'll just... uh... reprogram it."
The robot, now with a determined look, attempts 'Turn Left' once more. Instead, it face-plants into the wall.
Fix It or Kill It Robot Design Flaws: A Spec Sheet