John's Quantum Mechanicisms

John's Quantum Mechanicisms is a consulting firm specializing in the application of absurdity and confusion to real-world problems.

Our team of expert quantum mechanicists are equipped with an arsenal of unorthodox solutions, guaranteed to drive your colleagues mad.

For a consultation, please click here to schedule a meeting with John.

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