Quantum Flushing In Action

Today's schedule is brought to you by the Department of Temporal Hygiene and the Ministry of Interdimensional Sanitation.

We're live-streaming the quantum flushing of the timestream, because someone has to do it.

Join us as we blast through the space-time continuum with our trusty quantum toilet.

Quantum Flushing 101

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to quantum flush like a pro:

  1. Set the chrono-displacement generator to 42
  2. Engage the quantum flux capacitor
  3. Hold on to your seat as the toilet bowl warps the fabric of spacetime

And that's it! Now you're a certified quantum flusher.

Quantum Flushing Safety Tips

Remember to always wear your safety goggles when quantum flushing, especially when flushing large objects like space-time anomalies.

And don't forget to wash your hands after handling the quantum toilet's controls.

It's not just a habit, it's the law.

Want to see more quantum flushing in action? Here's a video of our team explaining quantum flushing in theory

Or maybe you'd like to see some quantum flushing in action, in the trenches?

Quantum Flushing In Action

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  chrono-displacement 42
quantum-flux 100
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Don't try this at home, kids. Seriously, don't.

We're live-streaming this on Twitch, so you can watch in real-time.