Today, I will be presenting my findings on the most epic of sandwiches: the Turkey-Tastic.
The Turkey-Tastic is a behemoth of a sandwich, with 17 layers of meat, cheese, and condiments, all held together by a single, unyielding will of deliciousness.
Here are the key points:
Did you know that the Turkey-Tastic has been sighted on the moon?
That's right, folks, our team of expert sandwich spotters confirmed that the Turkey-Tastic has been seen gracing the craters of the moon's surface.