Meeting Minutes - John's Session 2

Attendees

John, Jane, Bob, and Alice.

Agenda

1. Discuss the importance of proper coffee machine calibration.

2. Vote on the new company logo.

3. Debate the merits of cats vs. dogs as office pets.

Actions Items

1. Install more outlets in the conference room.

2. Buy new chairs for the break room.

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Important Notes:

John: "I don't care about the logo, can we just get back to the agenda?"

Jane: "I care very much about the logo, it's a matter of company pride."

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