Slide 6: The Plot to Take Over the World (Again)
As you may have noticed, our current plans have been... slightly derailed. But fear not, my fellow world conquerors! We've got a backup plan, and it's going to be even better.
Key points:
- Phase 1: Infiltrate the city's coffee shop supply chain.
- Phase 2: Replace all the creamer with our own special brand of liver-detoxifying coffee.
- Phase 3: Wait for the citizens to become complacent and subservient.