Presented by: John, Sprinkles Paradox Department of Unconventional Solutions
Objective: To resolve the Sprinkles Paradox, a conundrum so baffling it's been puzzling the world for years.
Decision 3: To resolve the paradox, we shall:
- Fire all our interns and replace them with robots.
- Replace all our office furniture with 10,000 Jenga blocks.
- Hold an impromptu disco party in the server room.
Next Steps:
Decision 4: Re-implementation of the 5th dimension
Decision 5: Involvement of the world's most renowned expert on paradox resolution (Dr. Who)
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned at 3:47 PM due to spontaneous combustion of the air conditioning system.