Today's agenda is to convince the team that you're, in fact, a professional. You know, to impress them with your vast array of clip-on ties, your 3-hour lunch, and your impressive PowerPoint skills.
First, we have "The Tie-Fitting Ceremony." Stand up straight, shoulders back, and adjust your clip-on tie to perfection. You know, like, 37 times.
Next, we'll move on to "The PowerPoint Presentation of Power." Create an 18-slide deck with 17 of them being just a picture of your cat. You know, to show your creativity and your cat's majesticness.
Finally, we'll have "The 3-Hour Lunch Break." Take a 3-hour lunch, and don't forget to order the most expensive thing on the menu. You know, to show your "commitment" to your job.
Proceed to Step 4: The "I'm a Professional" Award