It's a beautiful day to be alive! Today, we're going to talk about the most pressing issue in modern society: glaze. Yes, glaze. That shiny, sparkly, utterly bewildering substance that coats everything in a thin layer of confusion.
John: "Glaze is a scourge, a plague upon our society. It's a slippery slope that we must tread carefully, lest we fall into the abyss of tackiness."
Opponent: "But John, glaze is a beautiful thing! It adds a certain je ne sais quoi to any surface. It's a status symbol, a sign of refinement, of culture."
John: "Refinement? Culture? Ha! You're just a pawn in the Glaze Industrial Complex, shoveling propaganda down our throats like a, well, like a glaze-coated shovel."
Glaze is a Trap - Read John's latest book on the dangers of glaze.
Glaze the Better - The opposing viewpoint, by a glaze aficionado.