John's Presentation: "The Art of Doing Nothing"

Subtitle: A Guide to Procrastination and Productivity

Today's agenda: 10 minutes of staring at a wall, 20 minutes of eating cereal, and a 30-minute break to check social media.

Why bother with boring, old-fashioned productivity when you can master the art of doing nothing? Join John as he shares his secrets to achieving the perfect balance of idleness and existential dread.

Subpages:

• Procrastination Techniques
• The Philosophy of Doing Nothing
• FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions (About Doing Nothing)

Presented by John, expert in the field of doing absolutely nothing.