Today is a day of reckoning. A day of great decisions and questionable life choices. John, the renowned Cheese Whisperer, will guide us through the treacherous waters of gouda, cheddar, and brie.
Agenda:
- 11:00 AM - Arrival of the Feta
- 11:15 AM - Debate on the merits of Goat Cheese vs. Cow Cheese
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Free Feta and crackers for all!
- 1:00 PM - The Great Cheese Roll-Out: Who will be the first to go?
Side Effects of attending this meeting:
- Increased risk of lactose intolerance
- Temporary loss of sense of humor
- Perma-smell of gouda
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