Whole Crisis Phase 1: A Presentation of Epic Proportions

Presented by John, the Self-Proclaimed Crisis Manager Extraordinaire

Crisis Phase 1: The Initial Assessment

Objective: To identify and contain the impending doom that is the office coffee machine

Key Takeaways:

• The coffee machine is, in fact, sentient and plotting against us.
• It has a personal vendetta against Monday mornings.
• Our current supply of coffee beans is sufficient for 3 days, tops.

Recommended Actions:

• Establish a crisis management team to tackle the coffee machine.
• Procure emergency coffee beans from a secret underground market.
• Maintain a 24/7 vigil on the coffee machine to prevent its nefarious plans.